Ah, What The Hell, I’ll Keep On Doodling

I have fun doodling, so I’ll keep on doodling.

But I need a doodle idea to get me started again. First commenter with an idea gets one.

UPDATE:

I may get to the other commenter’s requests later, but the first commenter definitely gets a doodle. For Tengrain — Dick Cheney eating an ice cream cone with Osama, holding hands.

I hope Tengrain will give me some slack regarding this doodle. I left out the holding hands part, but I think it’s clear they are enjoying each other’s company regardless.

January Is Meme Month

Mathman has tapped me to do a lying meme, which, if my backtracking through the blog swamp proves correct, is a variation on a lying meme I kicked at a few people’s heads here.

The catch here is that one of the lies will actually be a truth.

Okay, so here we go. I’ll make my lies less outlandish than the last time, to better hide the truth.

1. I started this blog in Feburary of 2007.
2. Bun E. Carlos, the drummer for Cheap Trick, is my second cousin, and I see him occasionally at family functions.
3. I have a tattoo of Jonny Quest on my left shoulder.
4. I am afraid of squirrels.
5. One winter, my brother and I built a snow fort in our front yard that was so large and elaborate it was photographed for the front page of the State Journal Register newspaper.
6. I verbally insulted Steven Seagal on a hotel elevator after he drunkenly stumbled into me without apologizing.
7. I am looking forward to a relaxing meme-free February.

The Cutest Radish In The World

My friend Lance has been living and working in Japan for several years. He is currently vacationing in North America. He asked me if I wanted anything from there. I had previously admired a keychain of his of a goofy cartoon character with the barest trace of a mustache, which he had bought on a previous stay in Japan.

I said I would like something similarly cheap, cute and small.

Well, he delivered. Say hello to Aokubi Daikon, the cutest radish in the world!

Lance said Aokubi Daikon (a daikon is a type of giant white radish) is the equivalent of Hello Kitty — basically a character to slap on a variety of merchandise. The item pictured above is a cellphone accessory.

Lance says that at this point in time Aokubi Daikon has not really caught on with the public in the way Hello Kitty has. Lance has only seen tough Japanese high school girls sporting the character.

Learn more about Aokubi Daikon at the toy manufacturer’s website! And let me know what you learn — I still can’t figure exactly what the hell is going on.

And yes, I have a Aokubi Daikon video for you. Enjoy!

The Environment, And Ways To Prevent It From Going Down The Toilet

FranIAm a-tagged me with this, a new year’s resolution of sorts.

Try to think of one way you and your family can lessen your environmental impact in 2008. You could consider doing something relatively easy–like giving up paper plates and napkins (yup, more dishes and laundry, but oh so worth it at trash-time)–or more difficult–like trying to carpool more (which can be a pain, but saves a ton in gas money, not to mention in saved emissions). It doesn’t have to be hard–it could be something as simple as trying one of those new fluorescent bulbs in your desk lamp. How about it?

Being in a family with three younguns, I often feel like we are an unstoppable garbage-producing monster.

We’re slowly replacing the tungsten bulbs in the house with energysaver ones. We recycle plastic, paper and metal already. I take the train to work. We keep the thermostat at reasonable temps in the summer and winter. I am an empty-room electricity hardass; I’m always turning lights off when a room is unoccupied.

I don’t know what the hell I can do. I guess the best thing I could do is to really make an attempt at learning about other ways to conserve energy and resources besides the small steps we have been routinely doing for years — something I have never heard of or tried.

When will I be able to purchase a hybrid minivan dagnabit?

The Short-Term Pragmatist Versus The Long-Term Idealist

Regarding my question, argh, it’s a tough one.

I think of it as a struggle between being a short-term pragmatist and a long-term idealist.

I have voted for Candidate A before (pragmatist), and I have also voted for Candidate C before (idealist). Not surprisingly, I have never voted for Candidate B.

It bums me out that there are situations where I have intentionally chosen someone other than the person I felt was best suited for the job. And yet the times I voted for Candidate C, if Candidate B was elected and a vote for A would have swung the election, I would feel equally awful.

As Bubs said in a comment, the vote often “depends”. Both he and Beth indicated some examples where they would vote idealistically in a primary, but pragmatically in the election. Their argument makes perfect sense to me.

BlueGal says we are required to vote our conscience. I can’t really argue with that, either.

I’d like to think we all want to be idealists, but we are often pragmatists out of necessity (or at least a perceived necessity?).

Is there a way out of this short-term pragmatism? It feels like a collective shift from pragmatism to idealism has to happen to set things right.

I have sent a follow-up question to Dr. Monkey regarding this problem. Let’s hope he can work it out. Go, Dr. Monkey, Go!

A Question

I originally sent this question to Dr. Monkey for his January Q&A feature, but thinking more and more about it, I’d really like to know how anyone who reads this blog would answer it.

I think it’s really a difficult question, and I don’t have a good answer to it. Maybe one/some/all of you do.

Here it is:

There are three major candidates for an upcoming presidential race.

Candidate A shares some of your principles, but doesn’t share others. Some of the principles that Candidate A does not share with you are a little bothersome to you. You think A would make an okay president, but you have your doubts.

Candidate B is virtually the polar opposite to you with regards to the principles you hold. You are relatively certain that Candidate B’s presidency will have a negative effect on the country in a variety of ways, but you are not sure to the degree of this negative effect.

Candidate C seems in agreement with virtually all of your principles. They have interesting ideas, and address issues not dealt with by Candidates A or B. You believe that Candidate C would make a good president, and have a positive effect on the country.

Candidate A and B together have the majority of the vote. A and B’s campaign are in a dead heat. The projected votes are split evenly between them.

Candidate C is a distant third.

The question is, assuming you are going to vote for one of the candidates, who do you vote for? Assume I disagree with whatever your choice is, and try to convince me to vote for your candidate.

If you have the hankering to grapple with this question, it might be more appropriate to put up your own post in response to the question, rather than add your thoughts as a potentially large comment on this post (if you want to deal with it on your own blog, I’ll happily link to your post). Either way, whether it’s by comment or separate blog post, I welcome your thoughts and opinions.

Champion Chip

As I waver in blog uncertainty, who comes to my rescue but my favorite terrible local newspaper, RedEye (a “hip” free daily paper squirted out by the fine people at the Chicago Tribune).

As I walked to my seat on the train, I picked up a copy of today’s RedEye off a seat. No, the cover wasn’t anything about Obama, Huckabee, or the Iowa caucuses. The cover was some pictures of potato chips. Apparently, “hip” newspaper readers are dying to know what the “champion” chip is.

Thankfully for readers of this blog, the RedEye’s website represents the relative importance of potato chips and presidential candidates in a similarly appropriate manner:

#1 story

#2 story

I’m filled with lots of questions from today’s RedEye.

1. Is the Tribune trying to appeal to a demographic it considers moronic?
2. Does the media cover politics the way it covers potato chips?
3. Does the juxtaposition of potato chips with the presidential race foreground the ongoing debasement of our political discourse?

One thing that I was disappointed in was the fact that the RedEye writers/editors did not take the next logical step — to make a correlation between the the most popular potato chips and the most popular presidential candidates.

For example, Mike Huckabee won the GOP’s Iowa caucus, and Jay’s was the champion chip. But from what I could tell, nobody at RedEye called Huckabee the Jay’s potato chip candidate of the Iowa caucus. Well, just because RedEye didn’t make the connection, doesn’t mean I can’t.

Disclaimer: I am listing the candidates and potato chips in descending popularity, alternating between Republican and Democratic Party candidates – no attempt was made to pick the potato chip name that most suited the candidate.

Mike Huckabee – Jays
Barack Obama – Lay’s Classic
Mitt Romney – Ruffles
John Edwards – Pringles
Fred Thompson – Krunchers!
Hillary Clinton – Lay’s Light
John McCain – Cape Cod (Old Fashioned Kettle-Cooked)
Bill Richardson – Kettle (lightly salted)
Ron Paul – Baked! Lay’s
Joe Biden – Munchos

Oh, the answers to the above questions are:

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes

The Majority Of My Blog Has Collapsed Into A Single Line, The Future Of My Blog Is Uncertain

To people who have been blogging across multiple calendar years, moving into 2008 was probably not that big a deal.

But to me, someone who just started blogging in 2007, suddenly all the posts I have completed thus far have all been folded into a single “2007” line on my sidebar. I’m experiencing the same feeling I would get when I would enter a new month of blogging and leave the previous month collapsed, except for some reason this time the feeling is around twelve times as strong. There is probably a way of configuring my blog so everything isn’t collapsed, but don’t worry — I have resigned myself to this collapsosity already.

My doodling days might be behind me. A long time ago it stopped being about the doodle — now it’s more about the drugs and the sex and the booze. Where did it all go wrong? Enjoy your doodle, Dale. It may be the last doodle I doodily-do.

MizSplotchy got us a subscription to Netflix for Christmas. With a constant influx of awesome movies, will I still brave the urban jungle of LaGrange for my Two Buck Schmuck feature?

The iSplotchy campaign has stalled. I have a reasonably clever idea on how to steal GKL from the clutches of her running mate Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein, but I am so bad and lazy at Photoshop that it likely won’t ever happen. And if it doesn’t happen, that’s pretty much it for the iSplotchy. Paging, Dr. Zaius!

Here are some things I would like to get done in 2008, which may or may not be interesting to readers of this blog:

  • Complete some music for the soundtrack of a short film for my NOLA traveling buddy Andy
  • Start and finish a 15 minute short film from a script I have written
  • Start or join a rock ‘n roll band and play a couple gigs
  • An incredibly cool themed week on this blog that I don’t want to give any hints as to what it is, because it will be difficult to pull off, but boy if I do, it’s going to rock your freaking socks off

Assuming I get it off the ground, the short film will take up a huge chunk of my time for the year. Right now the film seems more of a dream than a reality, but by declaring an intent on this blog to do something has so far helped me with my follow through, so here’s hoping it does the same for me here.

I would appreciate that no calamitous events occur which completely derail my plans. Not so much that I don’t like a curveball thrown my direction every once in a while, it’s just that I’m not particularly fond of calamitous events.

Besides my goals for 2008, I’ll probably continue to share assorted bits from my life. For example, at an activity room in the Illinois State Museum over this past weekend, my daughter was looking at things through a magnifying glass. I asked her, “How does that look through the magnifying glass?” to which she replied, “Bigger.”

Yours in hopeful uncertainty,

Splotchy

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