Splotchy’s Contribution To ABC

Here’s a discussion of my selections for the ABC mix, Volume 9 of the Green Monkey Music Project.

This was a really fun mix for me, because when I first announced the mix, I didn’t have my songs already picked out. I didn’t know what letters I would be responsible for until all the rest of the participants had gotten assigned their letters. If fact, I believe on this particular mix I ended up being the last guy to pick his songs. It’s nice to be last sometimes!

So, the letters I had were K through O (Metallic K-O!!!).

I was actually a little depressed when I put my songs together, which definitely had an influence on my choices. I’m still satisfied with how my choices turned out. It’s nice to occasionally have a particular emotion influence the selections.


King’s Lead Hat – Brian Eno
This is a very nice rockin’ song from Before And After Science. The title is an anagram for “Talking Heads”.

Love Action (I Believe In Love) – Human League
Off the great album Dare. You can find the Human League’s biggest hit, “Don’t You Want Me” on the same record, but in my opinion, “Love Action” kicks the holy crap out of it. A really great synth pop song. I was a little reluctant to include it here, as I have a future mix planned for synthesizer music where this would surely have had a spot. Oh, well. It starts with ‘L’, I reckon.

Midnight – Kramer
Wow, choosing an ‘M’ song was incredibly difficult. There are so many songs I love that start with ‘M’ — there’s “Move On Up” by Curtis Mayfield. There’s a great song by Stephin Merritt’s band the 6ths called “Movies In My Head” (with vocals by Yo La Tengo’s Georgia Hubley!). And there were many more I won’t list here. I decided to go with a song I like a lot, but you might have not heard before. Kramer is a man of many talents (no, he wasn’t on Seinfeld). He ran a great independent record label, Shimmy Disc. He produced albums for bands like Galaxie 500. He was one-half of Bongwater, with actress Ann Magnuson. He also put out a few solo records. My wife actually had this CD, which I borrowed when we started dating. I hadn’t heard any of his music before. I think this is just a really nice pop song. I really love how the harmonica kicks in at the end.

Nighttime – Big Star
It’s an unwritten law of the music hipster. You must own a copy of Big Star’s Third/Sister Lovers. It’s a really strange, haunting album. This is one of the best tracks off the record, beautiful and melancholy. An FYI: if I was assigned the letter ‘J’, I would most likely have included the song “Jesus Christ”, also off this same album.


Oblivious – Galaxie 500
One of my all-time favorite Galaxie 500 songs, off their first album, Today. A really pretty song, with some nice slightly sad, defeatist lyrics.

And now you’re right all the time
And I’m just oblivious
I’d rather stay in bed with you
Till it’s time to get a drink

Presenting the ABC Mix!

Volume 9 of the Green Monkey Music Project has been completed, and is available for download!

If the participants of this mix want to discuss their own selections, please feel free to do so! I’ll put a pointer on this post if you end up posting about it on your own blog (or you could always just add comments here, I suppose).

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ABC!
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Rules and Theme Details

The Participants Discuss Their Selections:
J.D.!
Barbara!
Splotchy!
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein!
Tim!
Beth!

The Songs:

Get the mix in chunks!

Zipfile of Songs 01-05 (All of J.D.’s songs)
Zipfile of Songs 06-10 (All of Barbara’s songs)
Zipfile of Songs 11-15 (All of Splotchy’s songs)
Zipfile of Songs 16-20 (All of Dr Monkey Von Monkerstein’s songs)
Zipfile of Songs 21-25 (All of Tim’s songs)
Zipfile of Songs 26-30 (All of Beth’s songs)

No thanks, I’ll just pick at the songs!

01 – Amazing Grace – Hayley Westenra [j.d.]
02 – Beep – The Pussycat Dolls feat. Will.I.Am [j.d.]
03 – Cloud Nine – Evanescence [j.d.]
04 – Disenchanted – My Chemical Romance [j.d.]
05 – Everything – Fefe Dobson [j.d.]
06 – Fee Fie – The Hidden Cameras [barbara]
07 – Go to Sleep – Radiohead [barbara]
08 – Hyper-ballad – Bjork [barbara]
09 – I Fought in a War – Belle and Sebastian [barbara]
10 – Just One More – John-Rae and the River [barbara]
11 – King’s Lead Hat – Brian Eno [splotchy]
12 – Love Action (I Believe In Love) – Human League [splotchy]
13 – Midnight – Kramer [splotchy]
14 – Nighttime – Big Star [splotchy]
15 – Oblivious – Galaxie 500 [splotchy]
16 – Passionate Fight – Ute Lemper [drmvm]
17 – Quit Hollerin’ At Me – John Prine [drmvm]
18 – Respectable – The Rolling Stones [drmvm]
19 – Senior Service – Elvis Costello and the Attractions [drmvm]
20 – The Rose of England – Nick Lowe [drmvm]
21 – Up North Kids – Papa M [timdrussell]
22 – Velouria – Pixies [timdrussell]
23 – War – Tones on Tail [timdrussell]
24 – X-Flies – Mouse on Mars [timdrussell]
25 – Young Man Blues – The Who [timdrussell]
26 – Zither – R.E.M. [beth]
27 – Zurna Preserve – Brooklyn Funk Essential [beth]
28 – Zap – Guided by Voices [beth]
29 – Zazueira – Stan Getz feat. Astrud Gilberto [beth]
30 – Zebra Trucks – Young Marble Giants [beth]

It is my great honor to award a Green Monkey Master Badge to Beth!

This is her third time participating in GMMP, which makes her a bona fide Green Monkey Master!

Congratulations, Beth!

Cody and Cary

As of late, Doctor Monkey Von Monkerstein has been scanning things like a bat out of hell (a little known fact: bats out of hell are prolific image-scanners). Having been inspired by the good doctor, as well as recently purchasing a nifty all-in-one printer/fax/scanner, I have tentative plans to assemble a few choice items at Casa De Splotchy for your viewing pleasure.

So, here is the first item in my small to-be-scanned collection — the cover to the 1994 paperback edition of Keith Hale’s Cody, a piece of juvenile fiction dealing with gay issues, which I picked up several years ago at the wonderful Brown Elephant thrift store.

I would normally comb the shelves of the Brown Elephant for cheap sci-fi and mid-80’s Spy Magazines, but when I saw the cover of Cody, I had to pick it up.

This particular cover is apparently only on the 1994 edition. If Cary Elwes did not receive a quarter every time this book was sold, I think he has grounds for a lawsuit.

A Star Is Born

If you have a moment, say “Hi!” to Cowboy The Cat.

The name alone should peak your interest.

I wish that interesting-blog-intermingling happened more often, but I’ll take what I can get.

It’s always a treat when you find an interesting agendaneer, or they find you, and you have a mutual appreciation for the other’s writings.

He somehow found me, and then I found him. It’s like Love Story, without the romance or incurable disease!

I heart your blog (agenda), Cowboy the Cat!

Another Knock-Knock Joke, And Some Observations

A couple months ago, I posted a knock-knock joke from my daughter.

I have now one to share from my eldest son (four years old). It’s not quite as ribald, but I like it.

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Son: Knock knock.
Me: Who’s there?
Son: Nobody.
Me: Nobody who?
Son: Somebody.
******

Here’s a few more random observations about the kids.

1. I recently overheard my eldest son singing “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” to himself, but for some reason he was singing it as “take me out to the ball stretch”.

2. A couple doors down some people have a stuffed Frankenstein on their front porch, sitting in a chair. My kids unhumorously call it “Franken Einstein” (I think I might have pointed out a picture of Albert Einstein to them at some point).

3. My four-year old daughter has recently learned about the Incredible Hulk, and is now currently obsessed with *being* the Hulk. I recently taught her the line “Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”, which she is now fond of saying before she starts stomping around the house.

All the above is proof why kids are so much better than adults. It’s not even close, people.

If I Were A Writer For The Onion

If I were a writer for The Onion, you bet I would have suggested a funny story revolving around the Lolcat phenomenon. From what I can tell with my limited abilities using Google, this trend has not yet been skewered by them.

My article would have been something like “Majority of US cats now being raised for LOL pictures”.

The piece that I would have written in The Onion would have not been very funny, honestly. And, most likely, I would be fired after a few weeks, when they realized I was bereft of ideas that matched The Onion’s particular niche of comedy.

Before being fired, I would attempt to transition to a position in their non-funny but nevertheless stellar site A.V. Club. I would be entrusted to write a review about a new album by Sleater-Kinney. Instead of listening to the album, I’d procrastinate. At the last minute, I’d try and get my mom to write my album review for me, but she would refuse.

My editor at the A.V. Club would regrettably fire me for providing a hacked-up piece of piffle about Sleater-Kinney.

I’d have one last chance working in the ad department, but I’d accidentally (and unintentionally) say something extremely offensive about Burton-Marsteller, and whammo! Fired.

I’d be so angry, on my last day I’d run around with my pants off, peeing on anyone and anything I could get near.

Security would be called, and I would be sent to jail for being a weenie waver (for the record, I would be getting no sexual gratification from peeing on The Onion’s staff and property).

So, maybe it’s best for me not to be a writer at The Onion. And it had started out with such promise!

ABC Monkey Mix – Track Listing

It’s hard to believe, but we already have our track listing for ABC, Volume 9 of the Green Monkey Mix.

01 – Amazing Grace – Hayley Westenra [j.d.]
02 – Beep – The Pussycat Dolls feat. Will.I.Am [j.d.]
03 – Cloud Nine – Evanescence [j.d.]
04 – Disenchanted – My Chemical Romance [j.d.]
05 – Everything – Fefe Dobson [j.d.]
06 – Fee Fie – The Hidden Cameras [barbara]
07 – Go to Sleep – Radiohead [barbara]
08 – Hyper-ballad – Bjork [barbara]
09 – I Fought in a War – Belle and Sebastian [barbara]
10 – Just One More – John-Rae and the River [barbara]
11 – King’s Lead Hat – Brian Eno [splotchy]
12 – Love Action (I Believe In Love) – Human League [splotchy]
13 – Midnight – Kramer [splotchy]
14 – Nighttime – Big Star [splotchy]
15 – Oblivious – Galaxie 500 [splotchy]
16 – Passionate Fight – Ute Lemper [drmvm]
17 – Quit Hollerin’ At Me – John Prine [drmvm]
18 – Respectable – The Rolling Stones [drmvm]
19 – Senior Service – Elvis Costello and the Attractions [drmvm]
20 – The Rose of England – Nick Lowe [drmvm]
21 – Up North Kids – Papa M [timdrussell]
22 – Velouria – Pixies [timdrussell]
23 – War – Tones on Tail [timdrussell]
24 – X-Flies – Mouse on Mars [timdrussell]
25 – Young Man Blues – The Who [timdrussell]
26 – Zither – R.E.M. [beth]
27 – Zurna Preserve – Brooklyn Funk Essential [beth]
28 – Zap – Guided by Voices [beth]
29 – Zazueira – Stan Getz feat. Astrud Gilberto [beth]
30 – Zebra Trucks – Young Marble Giants [beth]

Announcing A Short, Sweet Monkey Mix


Oh, golly.

We have gone a little crazy in recent volumes of the Green Monkey Music Project.

Can’t Wait For Halloween had a whopping ten participants and fifty songs, while Geography Pop Quiz had nine participants with over sixty songs.

For this, Volume 9, we’re going to have a mix with only six participants, and less than thirty songs.

Here’s how it works. This mix will be called ABC.

Each participant will have letters of the alphabet assigned to them. The only requirement on the participants is that they must provide a song for each letter they are responsible for. The first word in the song must begin with that letter. For example, if you are responsible for the letter “W”, the song “Waiting On A Friend” would be valid, but “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” would *not* be valid.

Okay, so how does a participant sign up for a group of letters? Well, you pick one of the shapes to the left. I have already randomly assigned letters to the shapes. If a shape has already been picked by someone else, you can’t pick it.

I won’t tell you which letters belong to which shapes, but I will tell you how the letters are broken down:

A-E
F-O
P-T
U-Y
Z

Yes, there will be one participant that has one only letter they will be responsible for — Z!

This mix has five open slots. Each participant has to pick a shape when they sign up for the mix. I’ll be taking the sixth slot. I will take whatever shape is left after the five participants have chosen theirs.

I’ll publish the key tying shapes to letters after we get a full number of participants on the mix (if you want to know what letters you got before the mix fills up, I can email the shape/letter key to you).

This mix has everything! The thrill of chance! The magic of the alphabet! And it’s not that long!

So, sign up, already!

UPDATE!

We have our participants!

Beth! (Pink parallelogram)
J.D.! (Blue Circle)
Barbara! (Green Triangle)
Tim! (Orange Star)
Dr Monkey Von Monkerstein! (Red Square)
Splotchy! (Yellow Oval)

Participants, here are your letters! Since übermixologist Beth got short-changed on the number of selections, I said she could still do five songs, provided they all start with the letter “Z” (don’t worry, she will have *no* problem coming up with the songs).

Just post your song selections as a comment on this post.

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