Conference Call Doodle #1
Short Story Idea #3
People on a weekly conference call uncontrollably and unintentionally start rhyming with each other in their conversations.
They are frightened at first by this, resistant, but come to appreciate the work they create together, and eventually win the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry.
Short Story Idea #2
Planets are drawn to each other via unusual gravitational forces, forming a giant planetary necklace that is gaudy, bordering on offensive.
One of the planets’ denizens thinks the necklace is kind of cute, and sends delegations to the other inhabited planets to convince them of the necklace’s aesthetic beauty.
Short Story Idea #1
I see a man walking down the street holding an apple.
He seems much smarter than me.
An Embarrassment Of Vowels
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Jennifer Anniston Is Tired Of Misconceptions
The Abandoned Blog Has Been Unabandoned
WE ARE. GHOSTLY.
Nor. OY.
WE ARE. GHOSTLY.
Ancillary robots.
JUST IN TIME.
Husks. WE ARE. GHOSTLY.
Robots. Computers. Oxygen. Water. Food.
WE ARE. GHOSTLY.
Fights in the yard.
Groceries. Car crashes.
Over.
Over.
Over.
Over.
My Suggestion For A New Crayon Color
Slush
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