I warned you that I might come back with more movie titles.
And here they are. I spent a little more time trying to get the titles to look right.
Enjoy!
Bang The Drum Slowly Motherfucker
Meet Me In St. Louis Motherfucker
It’s A Wonderful Life Motherfucker!
You’ve Got Mail Motherfucker
Pay It Forward Motherfucker
Oedipus Rex Motherfucker
My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
Suspended under a twilight canopy
We’ll search the clouds for a star to guide us
If by some chance you find yourself loving me
We’ll find a cloud to hide us
We’ll keep the moon beside us
Love is waiting there in my beautiful balloon
Way up in the air in my beautiful balloon
If you’ll hold my hand we’ll chase your dream across the sky
For we can fly we can fly
Up, up and away
— The Fifth Dimension – “Up, Up And Away”
My golly, what a cheesy song. I could douse my cheesiest adolescent cassette mix tape with Velveeta, wrap it in Camembert, apply a liberal sprinkling of grated Romano and Parmesan cheese, and it still wouldn’t be as cheesy as this song.
Well if the war is over
And the monsters have won
If the war is over
I’m gonna have some fun
— Luna, “Kalamazoo”
My hit counter is THROUGH THE ROOF!
SKIDOOSH!
P.S. This blog is making me feel a lot better. Thanks, blog.
There will be feasting and dancing in Jerusalem next year
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
UPDATE:
Well, shit, now I have to include a clip from the wonderful Sammy Maudlin show.
But I might be feeling a lot better by the time Lollapalooza rolls around, if TV on the Radio wants to get brunch.
Thanks to everyone who has commented on my crappy marriage post. I really was going back and forth about whether to post. It made me feel better. I tell you, writing stuff in general feels good.
I’m taking care of myself, and it’s nice to know there are sympathetic ears out there in the Internet swamp.
Gold stars for all of you.
And the Feelies, I realize you’re probably in town for a short time, you might have prior plans, you might have family here. I have no expectations of your visit outside enjoying the hell out of your show at Millennium Park.
Still, email me at heyfeeliesareyouhungry@gmail.com if you want to grab a bite to eat. I’ll even buy the first round of drinks.
As is customary on sites like BoingBoing, following an especially depressing or disturbing post, a unicorn chaser.
It’s probably more for me than you, but please enjoy it regardless.
Tenderizer
Weeping Willow
I don’t have high expectations of this snowballing into something cool, but I’ll try it anyways.
There are oodles of movie reviewers, professional and otherwise, in print, online, by the water cooler, everywhere.
Still, I really dig my Two Buck Schmuck movie reviews, and haven’t really read anything quite like them. I’m attached to a particular second-run movie theater, and in my reviews I often try to give a sense of time and place outside just the movie-watching experience.
I inhabit the strange limbo between first-run moviehouses and DVDs. It’s a place I really enjoy.
I sure as hell am not the only person who goes to see cheap movies. And I’m probably not the only who has an opinion about these cheap movies.
So, I am creating a group. It will be international in scope. In fact, I am calling it the International Federation of Second-Run Movie Critics (IFSRMC).
If you want to be a member, let me know. I’d be happy to have you on the team!
A logo for this group is forthcoming.