Viggo Mortensen – Shag
Good Going, Gary!
I got home verrrry late last night from the Cubs game. The game ended early due to some torrential downpours in the eighth inning. After several beers and a tequila shot at a neighborhood drinking establishment, I took two train rides and a long walk back home.
After I finally arrived, I peeked out the window and saw standing water right next to our back door. I turned on the basement light at the top of the stairs to see if I could see any water trickling about, and happily didn’t notice any. I wasn’t about to go down there and start dealing with any seepage in my tired, drunken state.
The next day I am happy to report none of the water that was pooled outside made it onto our basement floor.
Good going, Gary!
Love Love Love La-La Love La-La Love Makes The World Go Round
Gary The Sump Pump Robot, You Have Your First Assignment!
UPDATE:
Perhaps the services of Gary will not be needed today.
WE GOT A SUMP PUMP
Yeah, our sump looks like a cheerful-yet-ineffectual robot. I think I’ll call him Gary.
Unconnected Tuesdays
Meerkat
Coupon
Workout Secret Revealed!
The secret revealed: Stare at your arm until it becomes disproportionately larger than the rest of your body.
Here’s A Fucking Rainbow For You
The Proper Capitalization Of Street Fighting Man Lyrics
EVER-y-WHERE i HEAR the SOUND of MARching, CHARging FEET, boy
’cause SUMmer’s HERE and the TIME is RIGHT for FIGHting IN the STREET, boy
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HEY! think the TIME is RIGHT for a PALace REVoLUtion
But WHERE i LIVE the GAME to PLAY is COMproMISE soLUtion
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HEY! said my NAME is CALLED disTURbance
i’ll SHOUT and SCREAM, i’ll KILL the KING, i’ll RAIL at ALL his SERvants
One Good Thing About Obsessing Over The Weather Is That You Get Exposed To All Kinds Of Meteorologists
UPDATE!
Hey, they changed the goddamn weather video on me. I like the British lady in the video embedded right now (as of 05/07 morning). I’ll see if I can find the previous dickhead weatherman.
Hmm, can’t find the old video. It makes sense to me now, that each weather forecast video doesn’t have its own video link, and that they probably just replace the forecasts each day. If they archived all the weather forecast videos, that would be a crazy amount of storage space they would need. Plus, who wants to see an old weather forecast (besides me, who wanted to show you a shining example of a dickhead weatherman).
So, once again, my apologies to the British woman meterologist and future meterologists that appear in the embedded video in this post. Except for you, dickhead weatherman. I presume you know who you are.
#1 – The Dickhead