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The Internet Challenge Is Over!
The Internet Challenge is over!
Let’s get to the prizes!
Jin wins the ROBOTIC BUG with a staggering 52 IC Points!
With a last minute submission of celebrities-eating-hotdogs pics, Bubs comes in second place with 25 IC points, scoring a DVD of THE WICKER MAN!
The Imaginary Reviewer, coming in third with a respectable 23 points, will have all the time in the world to enjoy his BOTTLE OF SPICY MUSTARD!
Winning contestants, please email me an address where I can send the prizes.
Thanks to all who participated. No one goes home empty-handed! Please pick up your award!
Splotchy’s Contribution To The Unheard Monkey Mix
Here’s a discussion of my selections for The Unheard Monkey, Volume 18 of the Green Monkey Music Project.
When Allen first told me the idea for his guest-hosted mix, I’ll admit I panicked a bit.
I have not been listening to much new music. I used to love going to my neighborhood record store and browse the used bins, just picking stuff up on a whim. I found a lot of good new music that way.
But, when my twins were born in 2003, my musical tastes stagnated. I didn’t go to the record store any more, didn’t listen to much music, etc.
My musical tastes got rejuvenated with my membership to the late Oink’s Pink Palace, and I started exploring lots of different music. Except, this time around, instead of listening to a lot of new music, I tried out music from the past — genres like Tropicália, soul, disco funk, that stuff. Hey, did you know that Wilson Pickett is SUPER AWESOME? It’s true.
So, Oink went away and my musical tastes once again stagnated. This is actually a pattern I have noticed in my music-listening habits.
Anyways, I saw Allen’s mix as a challenge to familiarize myself with a lot of the new music you crazy kids have been listening to. Since I didn’t have a lot of time to ferret out music that I liked, I pretty much used the annual Best-Of lists that the popular music site Pitchfork puts out.
Some of the selections here I was already familiar with, and some I just listened to for the mix.
Some artists that didn’t make the mix that I did listen to:
Fleet Foxes
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The Mai Shi
Santogold
The Blow
The Knife
MGMT
Panda Bear
The Mountain Goats
Feist
Cut Copy
Hercules and Love Affair
Vivian Girls
Okkervil River
Cymbals Eat Guitars
Viktor Vaughn
(phew!)
Here are the selections that made it—
Solid Gold – Eagles Of Death Metal
So, this artist is not new to Allen. I actually first heard of these guys through the song “Cherry Cola”, a selection of his for the ROYGBIV mix. I could see how someone might be annoyed at this song, with its constant refrain of “Sweat!”, but I think this is just pure fun rock ‘n roll. I smile every time I hear it.
Golden Age – TV On The Radio
I actually saw TV On The Radio do this song on SNL. I was blown away. This is a great song off a great album. TV On The Radio is the current band on my Who’s In Charge Here blog, and it’s not a mistake I put their musical genre as “Delicious”.
Fucking Boyfriend – The Bird And The Bee
MizSplotchy actually turned me onto this group. It’s nice and mellow, kinda Europopish.
Trance Manual – John Vanderslice
My friend Andy is a big John Vanderslice fan. He’s 6’4″. Sorry, I can’t help myself with that stupid joke, but Andy is tall. He does like Vanderslice a lot. I went with Andy to a concert at the Portage Theater in Chicago, where Vanderslice was opening up for The Mountain Goats. I was not familiar with either artist before I went.
They were on their “Gone Primitive” tour, which basically meant it was Vanderslice and John Darnielle (the main guy behind the Goats) playing acoustic guitars without any band accompaniment.
I remember liking the song “Trance Manual” a lot. It was kind of weird hearing the song for the first time in a manner that was different from its recording, which I listened to later. Okay, maybe it wasn’t that weird after all.
The Skin Of My Yellow Country Teeth – Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
This was totally something I just listened to because I found a review of it on Pitchfork. The singer has a little David Byrne wavery quality to his voice. Though the song isn’t as “Delicious” as TV On The Radio, it’s still pretty damned good. From what I could tell, there might have been a little backlash to CYHSY’s first album — first people say it’s great, and then other people say uh-uh it’s not that great, and then those first people say well it’s pretty good, to which the other people say, yeah I’ll give you that one. I agree with the final assessment — pretty good.
Good Days Bad Days – Kaiser Chiefs
Hey, this is a band I knew about before the mix! I listened to their previous album Employment. I think I did this because I wanted to hear some of the bands that were playing the Pitchfork Festival in 2006 I attended, though now I’m not sure if KC played there. Either way, I knew about them, dammit.
I could have picked the very energetic “Never Miss A Beat” or “Can’t Say What I Mean” but I thought I’d end the mix on the happy, almost marchable “Good Days Bad Days”.
Thanks to Allen for shocking my musical tastes into the 21st Century!
Presenting The Unheard Monkey Mix!
Volume 18 of the Green Monkey Music Project is completed and available for download!
If the participants of this mix want to discuss their own selections, please feel free to do so! I’ll put a pointer on this post if you end up posting about it on your own blog (or you could always just add comments here, I suppose).
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THE UNHEARD MONKEY
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The Participants Discuss Their Selections:
Allen!
Beth!
Barbara!
Splotchy!
The Songs:
All of Allen Lulu’s songs
All of Grant Miller’s songs
All of Tim Russell’s songs
All of Beth’s songs
All of Barbara’s songs
All of Splotchy’s songs
Track Listing
01 – Jukebox The Ghost – Hold It In [allenlulu]
02 – Elbow – Some Riot [allenlulu]
03 – Against Me! – Borne On The FM Waves Of The Heart [allenlulu]
04 – The Thermals – Here’s Your Future [allenlulu]
05 – The Fratellis – For The Girl [allenlulu]
06 – Nightmare Of You – The Days Go By Oh So Slow [allenlulu]
07 – Crystal Stilts – Crystal Stilts [grantmiller]
08 – Parentheses – The Blow [grantmiller]
09 – Time to Pretend – MGMT [grantmiller]
10 – Skinny Love – Bon Iver [grantmiller]
11 – Gimme The Awesome – Endless Boogie [grantmiller]
12 – Young Adult Friction – The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart [grantmiller]
13 – It’s You – Animal Collective (feat. Vashti Bunyan) [timrussell]
14 – The Atomium Part 2 – Stars Of The Lid [timrussell]
15 – The Atomium Part 3 – Stars Of The Lid [timrussell]
16 – Jessica – Kaki King [timrussell]
17 – He Lays In The Reins – Iron & Wine [timrussell]
18 – Something’s Going On – Lambchop [timrussell]
19 – River, Sea, Ocean – Badly Drawn Boy [timrussell]
20 – 7 Women (A Guy Can Dream) – What The…? [beth]
21 – Hit Parade – Beretta76 [beth]
22 – Right Hand On My Heart – The Whigs [beth]
23 – Nite Beat – The Selmanaires [beth]
24 – Real To Me – The Good Graces [beth]
25 – Speak Or Spill Down – Tin Cup Prophette [beth]
26 – Cries Of The Dead – Chad VanGaalen [barbara]
27 – Hotline Operator – The Constantines [barbara]
28 – Means Of Escape – Brian Borcherdt [barbara]
29 – This Is The Dream Of Win And Regine – Final Fantasy [barbara]
30 – Just One More – Jon-Rae & the River [barbara]
31 – Fingers and Tongues – Elliott Brood [barbara]
32 – Solid Gold – The Eagles Of Death Metal [splotchy]
33 – Golden Age – TV On The Radio [splotchy]
34 – Fucking Boyfriend – The Bird And The Bee [splotchy]
35 – Trance Manual – John Vanderslice [splotchy]
36 – The Skin Of My Yellow Country Teeth – Clap Your Hands Say Yeah [splotchy]
37 – Good Days Bad Days – Kaiser Chiefs [splotchy]
Three cheers to Allen Lulu for guest-hosting this mix!
The Master Tally of Internet Challenge Points
It’s a neck-and-neck race for 2nd Place.
The Imaginary Reviewer submitted something nifty about Vancouver, while Bubs submitted three new celebs eating hot dog pics (check out the awesome one of John McCain).
Who will win The Wicker Man, and who will win The Spicy Mustard?
THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF THE IC, PEOPLE. IF YOU WANT A PRIZE YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO STEP UP.
OR IF YOU’RE JIN AND DON’T WANT A PRIZE, YOU WILL HAVE TO SOMEHOW STEP DOWN.
The Internet Challenge is an arbitrary contest I have started wherein I give my readers tasks to complete online in exchange for Internet Challenge (IC) points.
Punctuality is rewarded in this contest. The first person who completes a challenge will receive an additional IC point.
All contestants are competing for exciting prizes.
Jin: 52 points
Bubs: 25 points
The Imaginary Reviewer: 23 points
Flannery Alden: 16 points
Beckeye: 15 points
Chef Cthulhu: 11 points
Some Guy: 8 points
Gifted Typist: 8 points
p0nk: 7 points
SamuraiFrog: 5 points
Randal Graves: 3 points
Distributorcap: 2 points
Mommy Lisa: 1 point
Domboy: 1 point
Comrade Kevin: 1 point
DGuzman: 0 points
A Doodle You Want? A Doodle You Shall Get.
Haven’t done a 60 second doodle in a while. First commenter with a doodle idea gets that idea doodled.
UPDATE:
For Jin: “The scene from outside your window. “
Sorry it’s not very colorful – the minute went by very quickly. The second tall building from the right is the Sears Tower. I am not sure if it’s entirely clear, but the top of the building is enshrouded in fog.
Sorry to Isaac for missing out on your doodle idea, but in some ways I am glad you weren’t first. I’m afraid of what hell a zombie Easter doodle of mine would unleash on this plane of existence.
A Question For GMMP Interested Parties
Hiya.
The Unheard Monkey will probably be published Wednesday or Thursday, and consists of new musicks (2005 and later) selected by some heavy-hitter musically-minded participants.
I was thinking it might be nice to go the other way for the mix after Unheard, wherein the only rule is that all the selections are recorded pre-1950.
However, I don’t know that I can find people to do this mix — I’m not sure if people have 5 or 6 older songs they would be able to select.
If there are people that are able and willing to do the mix, then great. If not, I’ll pick another theme (I have a couple in mind). I was hoping to find at least four other people. Leave a comment indicating you’re interested if this sounds fun to you.