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Smell My Butt, Yes You Do

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So, I asked my 3 year old boy if I could record his song. He enthusiastically agreed. Please bear in mind that you are missing a visual component of the song — what he calls the “Stinky Dance”, which is basically him pulling his pants down and shaking his butt at you.

Without further ado, please enjoy Smell My Butt, Yes You Do:

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Post Titles You Can Have Without Attribution

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Here, feel free to use any of these blog post titles.

01. The Disembodied Head Of Harry Chapin
02. Underwear Hijinx As A Predictor of Teen Suicide
03. Hippies At The Safeway
04. Pictures Of My Cat What Thinks He’s People
05. Bernie Kopel Was Mean To Me At A Casino
06. The Religious Iconography Of Japanese Gum Packets
07. The Ironic Backwards “Loser L” Hand Gesture
08. My Favorite Diarrhea Anecdote
09. The Minutiae of My Walk To Work, 01/27/2009
10. The Fucking Economy
11. Positive Outlets For Your Obsolete Rage
12. Trippin’
13. Here’s My Social Security Number
14. How To Look Fancy
15. How To Look Faux-Fancy
16. My Rant Against DVD Packaging
17. A Fond Remembrance Of The CD Longbox
18. DON HENLEY
19. First name DON, Last name HENLEY
20. One Of Those Greasy-Haired Creeps From The Eagles

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Common Descriptions Of Wine

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01. Fluffy
02. Dim-witted
03. Knifelike
04. Boysenberryish
05. Aloof
06. Gregarious
07. Injured
08. Plebeian
09. Greasy
10. Outlandish
11. Supine
12. Lispy
13. Patriarchal
14. Huggy
15. Puddingish
16. Ostrichy
17. Laotian
18. Numbing
19. Ironic
20. Screaming

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