1.0SPLOTCHYhttps://isplotchy.com/blogSPLOTCHYhttps://isplotchy.com/blogrich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="8Jnh56E0Ct"><a href="https://isplotchy.com/blog/2007/05/where-the-hell-is-bill/">Where The Hell Is Bill?</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://isplotchy.com/blog/2007/05/where-the-hell-is-bill/embed/#?secret=8Jnh56E0Ct" width="600" height="338" title="“Where The Hell Is Bill?” — SPLOTCHY" data-secret="8Jnh56E0Ct" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://isplotchy.com/blog/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script> Well, maybe he went to get a sideways haircutMaybe he went to get a stri-pehd shirtMaybe he went to get some plastic shoesMaybe he went to get some funny sunglasses Where, where the Hell is Bill? Well, maybe he went to get an Air Force parkaMaybe he went to get a Vespa scooterMaybe he went … Continue reading →