1.0SPLOTCHYhttps://isplotchy.com/blogSPLOTCHYhttps://isplotchy.com/blogrich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="mWqK1moKnG"><a href="https://isplotchy.com/blog/2007/11/congratulations-tim/">Congratulations, Tim!</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://isplotchy.com/blog/2007/11/congratulations-tim/embed/#?secret=mWqK1moKnG" width="600" height="338" title="“Congratulations, Tim!” — SPLOTCHY" data-secret="mWqK1moKnG" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://isplotchy.com/blog/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script> Note: This post has been guest-written by Steve Jobs. Hello, important person and everyone else! Steve Jobs here! Congratulations to Tim for becoming the proud new owner of the iSplotchy prototype! Now that the bidding is over, I can finally reveal all that owning the iSplotchy prototype entails. Tim, by purchasing this item, you gain … Continue reading →https://splotchy.com/images/blog/isplotchy/stevejobs.jpg