1.0SPLOTCHYhttps://isplotchy.com/blogSPLOTCHYhttps://isplotchy.com/blogrich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="jtusMNIdE7"><a href="https://isplotchy.com/blog/2008/03/jesus-and-the-magic-beans/">Jesus And The Magic Beans</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://isplotchy.com/blog/2008/03/jesus-and-the-magic-beans/embed/#?secret=jtusMNIdE7" width="600" height="338" title="“Jesus And The Magic Beans” — SPLOTCHY" data-secret="jtusMNIdE7" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://isplotchy.com/blog/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script> Hey, kids, it’s just in time for an Easter-themed dreadful reimagining! So, pull up a chair, crack open a beer, and read all about Jesus and the Magic Beans! Jesus had stopped counting the days of his wandering long ago. It was long enough ago that he had nearly forgotten when he had stopped counting. … Continue reading →https://splotchy.com/images/blog/jesus_beans.jpg