{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"SPLOTCHY","provider_url":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog","author_name":"SPLOTCHY","author_url":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog","title":"I Have Shopping Faux Pas, Too - SPLOTCHY","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"nkpeORGZcr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/i-have-shopping-faux-pas-too\/\">I Have Shopping Faux Pas, Too<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/i-have-shopping-faux-pas-too\/embed\/#?secret=nkpeORGZcr\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;I Have Shopping Faux Pas, Too&#8221; &#8212; SPLOTCHY\" data-secret=\"nkpeORGZcr\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","description":"Just to prove to you I&#8217;m not some wiseass who never exhibits less-than-savvy shopping behavior, I present this humble post. First, please note that part of this post has been encoded because my mother reads this blog. Mom, there is nothing really that awful in this little vignette, but I felt I should at least &hellip; Continue reading &rarr;"}