{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"SPLOTCHY","provider_url":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog","author_name":"SPLOTCHY","author_url":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog","title":"iSplotchy, The T-Shirt - SPLOTCHY","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"KaJQeODAas\"><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/isplotchy-the-t-shirt\/\">iSplotchy, The T-Shirt<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/isplotchy-the-t-shirt\/embed\/#?secret=KaJQeODAas\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;iSplotchy, The T-Shirt&#8221; &#8212; SPLOTCHY\" data-secret=\"KaJQeODAas\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","description":"Note: This post has been guest-written by Steve Jobs. Hello once again! Steve Jobs here! Normally you know me in my role of esteemed visionary of this planet that we call Ceres, Demeter, Earth Goddess. However, a lesser known role (though no less valuable) is my constant striving to imbue common everyday objects with unbridled &hellip; Continue reading &rarr;","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/splotchy.com\/images\/blog\/isplotchy\/stevejobs.jpg"}