{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"SPLOTCHY","provider_url":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog","author_name":"SPLOTCHY","author_url":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog","title":"Baklava In Hot, Rabid Thistle Bear Killing Action - SPLOTCHY","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"iKWIBcGvcY\"><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/baklava-in-hot-rabid-thistle-bear-killing-action\/\">Baklava In Hot, Rabid Thistle Bear Killing Action<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/baklava-in-hot-rabid-thistle-bear-killing-action\/embed\/#?secret=iKWIBcGvcY\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Baklava In Hot, Rabid Thistle Bear Killing Action&#8221; &#8212; SPLOTCHY\" data-secret=\"iKWIBcGvcY\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","description":"How can I live up to a post title like that? The truth is, I can&#8217;t. I&#8217;d love to show you a video of Baklava killing rabid thistle bears, that, despite being rabid, were honestly doing no harm to Baklava before he made vines shoot out of the ground and entangle them. Unfortunately, that video &hellip; Continue reading &rarr;","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/splotchy.com\/images\/blog\/wow\/sauron_falls1.jpg"}