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I can already tell this is going to be a really rough day at work. I might need some treatment later.<\/p>\n

Dean & Britta – Night Nurse<\/p>\n

UPDATE! (12:56pm)<\/span><\/p>\n

Wow, this day is even worse than I had initially thought! Send in Dr. Feelgood!<\/p>\n

M\u00f6tley Cr\u00fce – Dr. Feelgood<\/p>\n

UPDATE! (3:19pm) <\/span><\/p>\n

The day is still stucky, and Dr. Feelgood has stolen all my pain pills. Oh, doctor! doctor!<\/p>\n

Thompson Twins – Doctor! Doctor!<\/p>\n

UPDATE! (5:02pm)<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m still here! I’m angry! I’m still not having a good day! Send in Dr. Rock!<\/p>\n

Ween – Dr. Rock<\/p>\n

UPDATE! (6:07pm)<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m still here, and will be probably until 7:45pm or so. But I took my headphones out of the computer and I’m listening to music. So screw medicine.<\/p>\n

The Pixies – Debaser<\/p>\n

Apples In Stereo – Signal In The Sky<\/p>\n

Pizzicato Five – Twiggy Twiggy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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