Enough with the zombies. They aren’t interesting anymore. Dawn of the Dead came out in 1978. 1978! What other interesting zombie movies ARE THERE?!!<\/p>\n
I don’t really like any of the recent zombie movies\/shows I have seen. 28 Days Later. Zombieland. The Walking Dead. Okay, so we see how people act under duress. Enough already. Who cares?<\/p>\n
I haven’t read the Jane Austen zombie book, but I am going to go out on a limb and say I hate it. Yeah, I hate something I haven’t read! DEAL WITH IT!<\/p>\n
I am going to give you 3 Zombie Story Ideas. They might have been used already, they might have not. I’m not checking.<\/p>\n
1) Vegetarian Zombies<\/span><\/p>\n The dead walk the Earth! But they don’t want to eat brains. They want grains, fruits, vegetables! They menace crops. They go after farmer’s markets. They invade supermarkets.<\/p>\n Maybe they get violent in their attempt to procure these non-meats. They are aggressive.<\/p>\n How does the non-zombie world treat them?<\/p>\n 2) Sex Zombies<\/span><\/p>\n Zombies don’t want to eat your brains. They want to fuck your brains out. See, I just came up with the tagline. I did half the work for you.<\/p>\n The zombies are driven by their genitalia. To kill the zombie, you must destroy their junk. Ouch!<\/p>\n Depending on the zombies’ sex and sexual orientation, they will be moaning after “Tiiiiiiiits” or “Coooooooooooooock” or, you get the idea.<\/p>\n 3) Eat A Zombie To Stay Alive<\/span><\/p>\n Okay, the zombies are like regular zombies. They eat people, they can be killed by destroying the brain.<\/p>\n The world is overrun by zombies. They outnumber the living.<\/p>\n Scientists have discovered that when a human being ingests zombie flesh, they give off a scent which repels zombies. Well, the zombie doesn’t want to eat the human, at least.<\/p>\n They have tried synthesizing the scent, coming up with a perfume, etc., but none of that works. The only thing works is eating zombie flesh.<\/p>\n Are there side effects to eating zombie flesh? I don’t know, haven’t thought of that yet. Perhaps some long-term effects that would be discovered in the course of the movie.<\/p>\n So, in this world zombie flesh is what’s for dinner. It’s a means of survival. How does this ripple out to society? There are chefs that attempt to make zombie flesh more palatable. Companies start marketing products. You get the idea.<\/p>\n I THOUGHT OF THESE THREE IDEAS IN AN AFTERNOON. COME UP WITH INTERESTING ZOMBIE MOVIES OR STOP MAKING ZOMBIE MOVIES.<\/p>\n P.S. I LOVED THE SHAUN OF THE DEAD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Enough with the zombies. They aren’t interesting anymore. Dawn of the Dead came out in 1978. 1978! What other interesting zombie movies ARE THERE?!! I don’t really like any of the recent zombie movies\/shows I have seen. 28 Days Later. Zombieland. The Walking Dead. Okay, so we see how people act under duress. Enough already. … Continue reading Start Making Interesting Zombie Movies, Or Stop Making Shitty Ones<\/span>