{"id":1050,"date":"2008-04-08T13:42:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-08T13:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=1050"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:42:24","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:42:24","slug":"how-to-spot-an-asshole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/how-to-spot-an-asshole\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Spot An Asshole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re in the middle of a large crowd and you want to separate the assholes from the non-assholes, simply loudly yell &#8220;Hey, Asshole!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If anyone turns around to look at you, they are probably an asshole.<\/p>\n<p>This post was brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oneplusyou.com\/q\/v\/blog_cuss\">The Blog Cuss-O-Meter<\/a>, as seen <a href=\"http:\/\/impeachmentandotherdreams.blogspot.com\/2008\/04\/sorry-mom.html\">here<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/sprawlingramshacklecompound.blogspot.com\/2008\/04\/im-trying-to-mind-my-language.html\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/samuraifrog.blogspot.com\/2008\/04\/its-almost-like-having-license-to-swear.html\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(I got a fucking measly 9.2 percent!)<\/p>\n<p><span>UPDATE!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Hey, I just redid my Cuss-O-Meter and now I am up to 9.3 percent!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so happy I&#8217;m shitting rainbows!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re in the middle of a large crowd and you want to separate the assholes from the non-assholes, simply loudly yell &#8220;Hey, Asshole!&#8221; If anyone turns around to look at you, they are probably an asshole. 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