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It was a year ago today when I began uploading my thoughts to this blog. That first post was about a zombie apocalypse<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I am looking for help from the readers of this blog now.<\/p>\n

We are out shopping at a supermarket when the zombie apocalypse becomes evident to us. The front of the supermarket is made up of floor to ceiling glass windows. There are two sets of automatic glass doors on either end of the front of the supermarket. There is also a service entrance in the back, which is a steel door and locked from the inside.<\/p>\n

There are hundreds of zombies outside in the front parking lot. There are about fifteen zombie shoppers in the supermarket. There are five zombies out back. All of the store’s employees are zombies.<\/p>\n

The zombies are the slow-moving, George Romero kind. You can kill them by removing the head or destroying the brain.<\/p>\n

Assume that all non-zombies in the supermarket arrived by motor vehicle.<\/p>\n

Quick, we need to decide on a plan! What are we going to do? What do we need to take care of in order to survive?<\/p>\n

I need to know what our priorities are, and we need to decide on tasks and have volunteers for each task.<\/p>\n

Together we can get through this! I know it!<\/p>\n

SO LET’S GO!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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