{"id":1092,"date":"2008-03-18T15:50:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-18T15:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=1092"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:43:10","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:43:10","slug":"middle-name-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/middle-name-meme\/","title":{"rendered":"Middle Name Meme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zoiks, <a href=\"http:\/\/girlwithmoxie.blogspot.com\/2008\/03\/middle-name-meme.html\">another meme<\/a> I have been tagged with.  I better get on with it, I reckon.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Rules:<\/p>\n<p>1.  Post the rules before you give your answers.<\/p>\n<p>2. List one fact about yourself beginning with each letter of your middle name. If you don&#8217;t have a middle name, use your maiden name or your mother&#8217;s maiden name.<\/p>\n<p>3. At the end of your blog post, tag one person (or blogger of another species) for each letter of your middle name. Be sure to leave them a comment telling them they&#8217;ve been tagged.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span><span>B<\/span>right<\/span> &#8211; I&#8217;m reasonably smart.  There are plenty smarter, but I do okay, I guess.<\/p>\n<p><span><span>E<\/span>ccentric<\/span> &#8211; I&#8217;m a tad weird, and not necessarily in the oh-let&#8217;s-watch-a-documentary-about-this-interesting-chap way.  I have <a href=\"http:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/so-disgusting-so-delicious.html\">an eclectic palate<\/a>, I concentrate on <a href=\"http:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/jumpin-jack-repetition.html\">odd musical things<\/a>, and I routinely indulge my <a href=\"http:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/hooked-on-audiobooks.html\">sense of humor<\/a> that many times finds no common ground with readers of my blog.  So, I&#8217;m not crazy wacky nuts, but I&#8217;m a little off (I honestly think most people have their own eccentricities which they choose to keep hidden).<\/p>\n<p><span><span>N<\/span>egative<\/span> &#8211; I can be a real pisser sometimes.  This pissiness comes out in bursts, sometimes in <a href=\"http:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/two-buck-schmuck-celebration.html\">carefully controlled form<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><span><span>J<\/span>uvenile<\/span> &#8211; Four words:  I like fart jokes.<\/p>\n<p><span><span>A<\/span>nxious<\/span> &#8211; I&#8217;m a hypochondriac, I have the occasional panic attacks, I&#8217;m paralyzed with fear when faced with a mechanical breakdown or a simple household repair.  Anxious.<\/p>\n<p><span><span>M<\/span>isanthropic<\/span> &#8211; Not only am I negative, I am also a little misanthropic. I think people are capable of wonderful things, but there are times when confronted with something awful I think, &#8220;yeah, that&#8217;s humanity for you&#8221;.  See <a href=\"http:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/dreadful-reimaginings.html\">Dreadful Reimaginings<\/a> for my misanthropy in concentrated form.  And look forward to a new bitterly funny installment of this feature, <span>Jesus and the Magic Beans<\/span>, which I&#8217;ll post sometime this coming weekend.<\/p>\n<p><span><span>I<\/span>magination<\/span> &#8211; I&#8217;m not all rain clouds, I like rainbows too.  I think the imagination is one of the greatest treasures of being alive.  If you&#8217;re not using yours, you&#8217;re missing out.  That&#8217;s one reason why I often have more fun talking with kids.<\/p>\n<p><span><span>N<\/span>ice<\/span> &#8211; I&#8217;m nice!  Honest!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so nice I won&#8217;t tag anyone for this.  However, if the ghost of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Harry_S._Truman#Truman.27s_middle_initial\">Harry S. Truman<\/a> wants to give it a shot, he is certainly welcome to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zoiks, another meme I have been tagged with. I better get on with it, I reckon. The Rules: 1. Post the rules before you give your answers. 2. List one fact about yourself beginning with each letter of your middle name. 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