{"id":1098,"date":"2008-03-14T20:22:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T20:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=1098"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:43:11","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:43:11","slug":"two-buck-schmuck-crisis-in-progress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/two-buck-schmuck-crisis-in-progress\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Buck Schmuck Crisis In Progress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Per the <a href=\"http:\/\/lagrangetheatre.com\/\">La Grange Theatre website<\/a> (the cinematic ground zero of all my <a href=\"http:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/two-buck-schmuck-celebration.html\">Two Buck Schmuck<\/a> reviews):<br \/><span><br \/>Remember When&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The Blues Brothers were on a &#8220;Mission from God&#8221;<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>&#8220;ET Phone home&#8221; made you cry<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>You were shocked that Vader was Luke&#8217;s Father<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>These were playing the last time La Grange Theatre raised ticket prices!<\/p>\n<p>Starting April 2nd, we will be raising our ticket price to $3.50, to help in the continued renovation of our theatres.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>What the hell am I going to call myself now?!!!  The Three Fifty Swifty?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Per the La Grange Theatre website (the cinematic ground zero of all my Two Buck Schmuck reviews):Remember When&#8230; The Blues Brothers were on a &#8220;Mission from God&#8221; &#8220;ET Phone home&#8221; made you cry You were shocked that Vader was Luke&#8217;s Father These were playing the last time La Grange Theatre raised ticket prices! 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