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Another entry in my new musical — The Road Warrior<\/a>.<\/p>\n

“Snake In The Sand”<\/span><\/p>\n

Sung by:<\/span> The Gyro Captain
Description:<\/span> Max is surprised at the site of an apparent accident by The Gyro Captain, who has laid a trap for scavengers of petrol.<\/p>\n

I’m the Gyro Captain
I’m a snake in the sand
With my wits and my crossbow
I’m the one in command<\/p>\n

Your souped-up Interceptor
Might be very fast
But thinking like a reptile
Is the only way to last<\/p>\n

So please, no funny moves
And give me all your gas
If you want to live
Give me all your gas<\/p>\n

[Max’s dog jumps out of the Interceptor and attacks The Gyro Captain. The tables are turned, and Max is in control]<\/p>\n

Oh please don’t kill me!
I’m an insignificant man
I am dirt under your feet
I’m a snake in the sand<\/p>\n

I didn’t ask to be given
The role that I was cast
All my friends and family
Are buried in the past<\/p>\n

I just want to live
Is that so much to ask?
All I wanted was just a little gas
All I want is just a little gas
<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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