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Okay, so we have played What’s In Your Clipboard?<\/span> here<\/a> and here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I’m sure you’ll appreciate this new game. <\/p>\n

Here’s how you play…
WHAT’S IN YOUR KEYBOARD?<\/span><\/p>\n

1) Take your computer keyboard and turn it upside-down.
2) Bang the bottom edge of your keyboard on a hard flat surface for a good five or six minutes (if it is a laptop, you might want to tap rather than bang).
3) Take the detritus which falls out of your keyboard and push it into a pile.
4) Photograph the pile.
5) Put the photograph in a secret place. This photo is to remind you to clean your keyboard frequently — do not share this photo with anyone under any circumstance, because they most likely will shun you for the rest of your life.
6) Post a comment here to indicate how sparkly clean and grunge-free your keyboard naturally is!<\/p>\n

Repeat as necessary, and most importantly, have fun<\/span><\/span>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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