{"id":1227,"date":"2008-01-12T21:12:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-12T21:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=1227"},"modified":"2013-05-06T21:41:27","modified_gmt":"2013-05-07T02:41:27","slug":"on-the-2008-campaign-trail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/on-the-2008-campaign-trail\/","title":{"rendered":"On The 2008 Campaign Trail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>During the first trip in what will probably be a series of trips to Colorado in preparation for the February caucus, the candidates take a break at a nearby mall.<\/p>\n<p>Dr. Zaius and Germaine Gregarious sample some delicious, authentic Italian cuisine.<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/mall_zaius.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/mall_zaius.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator runs through the remainder of his campaign funds on sophisticated, audiovisual entertainment.  Mall employees kindly show him the exit shortly after he spends his last quarter.<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/mall_jon.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/mall_jon.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein takes advantage of post-Christmas savings to pick up a few items for himself.<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/mall_drmvm.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/mall_drmvm.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Steve Jobs and the iSplotchy visit with fans outside the Apple Store.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/splotchy_jobs.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/splotchy_jobs.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/splotchy_awakens.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/splotchy_awakens.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/mall_explode.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/mall_explode.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/splotchy_growing.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/splotchy_growing.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/splotchy_bigger.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/splotchy_bigger.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/splotchy_biggest.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/splotchy_biggest.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/splotchy_news.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/splotchy_news.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The fate of the other presidential candidates is still uncertain at this point in time.  <\/p>\n<p>Updates will be provided as more information becomes available.<\/p>\n<p><span>Special thanks to the campaign photographer of Dr. Zaius, who recorded the majority of events herein.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During the first trip in what will probably be a series of trips to Colorado in preparation for the February caucus, the candidates take a break at a nearby mall. 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