{"id":1316,"date":"2007-11-30T14:33:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-30T14:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=1316"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:45:06","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:45:06","slug":"happy-whatever-splotchy-says-day-your-first-assignment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/happy-whatever-splotchy-says-day-your-first-assignment\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Whatever Splotchy Says Day: Your First Assignment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello everyone!  Here we are, at the end of November.  And with the end of November, we come to the last of my <a href=\"http:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/november-is-splotchy-gets-to-make-up.html\" target=\"_blank\">November holidays<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully this holiday will be a joyous one for all who celebrate it.  Here is your first assignment.<\/p>\n<p>SPLOTCHY SAYS:<\/p>\n<p>Attempt to touch your nose with your tongue.  You may not use your hands, or any tongue-extending contraption to assist you.<\/p>\n<p>Add a comment to this post indicating whether you are able or unable to touch your nose with your tongue.<\/p>\n<p>Please return to this blog later for further instructions.<\/p>\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n<p>Splotchy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello everyone! Here we are, at the end of November. And with the end of November, we come to the last of my November holidays. Hopefully this holiday will be a joyous one for all who celebrate it. Here is your first assignment. SPLOTCHY SAYS: Attempt to touch your nose with your tongue. 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