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Note: This post has been guest-written by Steve Jobs.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Hi all!<\/p>\n

Steve Jobs here!<\/p>\n

I have been privy to a truly amazing and awe-inspiring development, which I am delighted to share with you, the iSplotchy<\/a>-adoring public.<\/p>\n

The prototype for the iSplotchy, the objet d’art which laid the groundwork for the most wonderful technological innovation hitherto unseen by the unwashed masses, is available for purchase!<\/p>\n

How appropriate that it was the Internet where the iSplotchy first made its large, thundering splash, and it is again the Internet where normal people (like you!) have a chance to claw for a piece of history.<\/p>\n

Please be aware that this is an item without the features of the iSplotchy you may be familiar with. To the casual observer, it may appear as nothing more than a piece of concrete with a pipe in it. <\/p>\n

Yes, to the casual observer — but not you! You are cultured and have traveled the world. I need not sell you on the merits of owning this unique and powerful treasure.<\/p>\n

Bah! Enough talking! Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, the iSplotchy prototype!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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