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A couple months ago, I posted a knock-knock joke<\/a> from my daughter.<\/p>\n

I have now one to share from my eldest son (four years old). It’s not quite as ribald, but I like it.<\/p>\n

******
Son:<\/span> Knock knock.
Me:<\/span> Who’s there?
Son:<\/span> Nobody.
Me:<\/span> Nobody who?
Son:<\/span> Somebody.
******<\/p>\n

Here’s a few more random observations about the kids.<\/p>\n

1. I recently overheard my eldest son singing “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” to himself, but for some reason he was singing it as “take me out to the ball stretch”.<\/p>\n

2. A couple doors down some people have a stuffed Frankenstein on their front porch, sitting in a chair. My kids unhumorously call it “Franken Einstein” (I think I might have pointed out a picture of Albert Einstein to them at some point).<\/p>\n

3. My four-year old daughter has recently learned about the Incredible Hulk, and is now currently obsessed with *being* the Hulk. I recently taught her the line “Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”, which she is now fond of saying before she starts stomping around the house.<\/p>\n

All the above is proof why kids are so much better than adults. It’s not even close, people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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