{"id":1450,"date":"2007-10-13T20:23:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-13T20:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=1450"},"modified":"2013-05-06T21:41:27","modified_gmt":"2013-05-07T02:41:27","slug":"you-call-that-a-flag-thats-not-a-flag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/you-call-that-a-flag-thats-not-a-flag\/","title":{"rendered":"You Call That A Flag? That&#8217;s Not A Flag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I see that Sleestak, the part-time patriot over at <a href=\"http:\/\/thatsmyskull.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lady, That&#8217;s My Skull<\/a>, is making a <a href=\"http:\/\/thatsmyskull.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/if-you-think-flag-is-huge-check-out.html\" target=\"_blank\">feeble attempt<\/a> at showing his support for the red, white and blue.<\/p>\n<p>Are we supposed to believe a puny pin worn on the lapel conveys support for this great nation of ours?<\/p>\n<p>When the <a href=\"http:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/presenting-isplotchy.html\" target=\"_blank\">iSplotchy<\/a> makes a patriotic statement, it&#8217;s with a capital &#8216;P&#8217; and an italicized, bolded capital &#8216;S&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Behold!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/flag.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/campaign\/flag.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Vote iSplotchy for President in 2008 &#8212; the only candidate with an enormous flag sticking out of its pipe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I see that Sleestak, the part-time patriot over at Lady, That&#8217;s My Skull, is making a feeble attempt at showing his support for the red, white and blue. 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