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We at I, Splotchy<\/span> are sorry to report another bump in the road of David Blaine’s Blog Spectacular<\/a>. <\/p>\n

We at I, Splotchy<\/span> readily admit that at least part of the blame for the ongoing problems of the Spectacular resides with us. There was the unfortunate miscommunication<\/a> between ourselves and David Blaine, which resulted in him spending the first week of the Spectacular submerged in water.<\/p>\n

And now, it is with regret we point out an error in judgment by the exalted entertainer — a violation of the spirit, if not the letter, of the contract between I, Splotchy<\/span> and Mr. Blaine.<\/p>\n

It was our intent that Mr. Blaine spend two weeks on a one inch square of our blog alone, unaccompanied, and isolated<\/span>.<\/p>\n

Imagine our surprise when we saw Mr. Blaine consorting with his close friend, mentalist Uri Geller.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

We have discussed this matter with Mr. Blaine, and he has consented to being encased in ice until we at I, Splotchy<\/span> have deemed his debt to us repaid.<\/p>\n

We hope to have no more technical glitches.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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