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Enough people have provided entries for the Gayest Video Ever \u2122 contest, that I feel a vote can take place.<\/p>\n

On the walk back from lunch, I had an inspiration for the award which will be given to the winner of this contest.<\/p>\n

The Schneider<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s part B-52’s frontman, part sitcom handyman, all delicious.<\/p>\n

And now, the candidates:
_______________________________<\/p>\n

Bear Force 1<\/a> – submitted by Bad Art Global<\/p>\n

Queen – I Want To Break Free<\/a> – submitted by Allen L.<\/a><\/p>\n

Wham – Wake Me Up<\/a> – submitted by Frank Sirmarco<\/p>\n

Peter Cetera – The Glory Of Love<\/a> – submitted by Distributorcap<\/a><\/p>\n

Baltimora – Tarzan Boy<\/a> – submitted by Pat<\/a><\/p>\n

Culture Club – Karma Chameleon<\/a> – submitted by Manx<\/a><\/p>\n

Sting – Fortress Around Your Heart<\/a> submitted by Splotchy (I am not also submitting the Leo Sayer song or Limahl video<\/a>, as my original post already indicated my belief that the Sting video was the gayest. Still, they are both pretty gay and worth a looksee.)<\/p>\n

Billy Squier – Rock Me Tonite<\/a> submitted by SamuraiFrog (anandamide<\/a> also submitted this entry a little later, unaware that it had already been submitted — there was gay video karma in the ether, I think)<\/p>\n

Lionel Richie – All Night Long<\/a> submitted by Doctor Monkey Von Monkerstein<\/a><\/p>\n

_______________________________<\/p>\n

I couldn’t in good conscience include this infomercial<\/a> by the lads of Air Supply submitted by Jess<\/a>. Although it is deafeningly gay with sprinkles, it’s just not a music video.<\/p>\n

If I left out anyone, just let me know. This is an extremely shoddy contest I have pushed together with the faintest whiff of an effort.<\/p>\n

Vote early and often.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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