{"id":1584,"date":"2007-08-20T15:18:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-20T15:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=1584"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:49:37","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:49:37","slug":"talk-to-the-drunken-severed-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/talk-to-the-drunken-severed-head\/","title":{"rendered":"Talk To The Drunken Severed Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/drunkenhead.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/drunkenhead.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><br \/>Hi, if you would like doing a favor for not only me, but for my adopted actor <a href=\"http:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/search\/label\/david%20patrick%20kelly\">David Patrick Kelly<\/a> as well, please leave a comment for a certain Drunken Severed Head <a href=\"http:\/\/drunkenseveredhead.blogspot.com\/2007\/05\/david-patrick-kelly-and-voodoo-queen.html\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>He was granted an interview with Mr. Kelly back in May (and has a pic to prove it!), but has yet to post it.  I tried leaving a comment showing my enthusiasm for the yet-to-be-published interview, but was met with the cold sting of silence (though I believe I saw the head briefly poke around my blog after I left my comment).<\/p>\n<p>The head, despite the fact it is drunk and severed, seems to be a most jovial and agreeable sort of appendage.  I was hoping I could enlist your support in urging him to share the thoughts of David Patrick Kelly with the rest of the DPK-deprived blogosphere.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for your time and consideration.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, if you would like doing a favor for not only me, but for my adopted actor David Patrick Kelly as well, please leave a comment for a certain Drunken Severed Head here. 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