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I mentioned in a comment on a Monkey Muck post<\/a> that I was going to quit the soda (that’s what we call sugary, carbonated beverages from where I come from, not like the hep Chicagoans who call it “pop”). This is being done in solidarity with the dietary sacrifices being made by Doctor Monkey Von Monkerstein and SamuraiFrog<\/a>.<\/p>\n

This is the first day — you didn’t expect me to stay away from it during the Illinois State Fair, did you?! So far, one lunch without a Coke.<\/p>\n

Making a public pronouncement like this to the three people who read my blog (that’s including me) will really help me keep to my promise. <\/p>\n

I’m lucky in that probably my favorite drink is ice water. Yes, ice water. Delicious, delicious ice water.<\/p>\n

Now if I can just stop the glue-huffing and chewing the asbestos gum, I’ll be feeling pretty good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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