{"id":1651,"date":"2007-07-27T21:01:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-27T21:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=1651"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:50:15","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:50:15","slug":"i-surrender-and-taint-gonna-fight-no-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/i-surrender-and-taint-gonna-fight-no-more\/","title":{"rendered":"I Surrender, And T&#8217;aint Gonna Fight No More"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/surrender.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/surrender.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jesswundrun.blogspot.com\/2007\/07\/are-you-in-touch-with-your-hui-yin.html\">The latest shot<\/a> from the powerful, subtle taint gun of <a href=\"http:\/\/jesswundrun.blogspot.com\/\">jess<\/a> has mortally wounded me.<\/p>\n<p>As I was cooking up a post for my response, detailing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whitebearanimalhospital.com\/FAQs\/Answers\/17.MaleFem.htm\">the analysis of a cat&#8217;s anogenital distance<\/a> (warning! animal genitalia pix!) to determine its sex, I realized the battle had already been lost.<\/p>\n<p>I humbly accept defeat.  Sweaty, smelly defeat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The latest shot from the powerful, subtle taint gun of jess has mortally wounded me. As I was cooking up a post for my response, detailing the analysis of a cat&#8217;s anogenital distance (warning! animal genitalia pix!) to determine its sex, I realized the battle had already been lost. I humbly accept defeat. 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