{"id":1672,"date":"2007-07-24T05:45:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-24T05:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=1672"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:50:16","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:50:16","slug":"how-not-to-start-a-research-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/how-not-to-start-a-research-paper\/","title":{"rendered":"How Not To Start A Research Paper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><u>1984<\/u><sup>1<\/sup>, in this case not an album<sup>2<\/sup> by the rock group Van Halen<sup>3<\/sup>, nor an album<sup>4<\/sup> by keyboardist Rick Wakeman<sup>5<\/sup>, is a dystopian novel<sup>6<\/sup> (an example of which can be found in George Orwell&#8217;s <u>1984<\/u><sup>1<\/sup>) by George Orwell<sup>7<\/sup>, an English author most noted for penning the dystopian novel<sup>6<\/sup>, <u>1984<\/u><sup>1<\/sup>, in this case not an album<sup>2<\/sup> by the rock group Van Halen<sup>3<\/sup>, nor an album<sup>4<\/sup> by keyboardist Rick Wakeman<sup>5<\/sup>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><sup>1<\/sup><span>http:\/\/wikipedia.org<\/span>, &#8220;Nineteen Eighty-Four&#8221;<br \/><sup>2<\/sup><span>Ibid.<\/span> &#8220;1984 (Van Halen album)&#8221;<br \/><sup>3<\/sup><span>Ibid.<\/span> &#8220;Van Halen&#8221;<br \/><sup>4<\/sup><span>Ibid.<\/span> &#8220;1984 (Rick Wakeman album)&#8221;<br \/><sup>5<\/sup><span>Ibid.<\/span> &#8220;Rick Wakeman&#8221;<br \/><sup>6<\/sup><span>Ibid.<\/span> &#8220;dystopian novel&#8221;<br \/><sup>7<\/sup><span>Ibid.<\/span> &#8220;George Orwell&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>19841, in this case not an album2 by the rock group Van Halen3, nor an album4 by keyboardist Rick Wakeman5, is a dystopian novel6 (an example of which can be found in George Orwell&#8217;s 19841) by George Orwell7, an English author most noted for penning the dystopian novel6, 19841, in this case not an album2 &hellip; 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