{"id":1686,"date":"2007-07-20T04:46:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-20T04:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=1686"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:50:17","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:50:17","slug":"sweet-sweet-empty-space","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/sweet-sweet-empty-space\/","title":{"rendered":"Sweet, Sweet Empty Space"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span><br \/>Psssssst!  You!   Yeah, you!  The clever one!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, you aren&#8217;t fooled by my seemingly empty post, are you?<\/p>\n<p>You are one of the following:<\/p>\n<p>1.  After visiting my blog and noticing a conspicuously empty post, you decided to drag your mouse across the screen while holding down your mouse button, thus revealing this hidden text.  Wow, that was pretty clever of you.  I have doubts if I would have done what you just did.  You rock.<\/p>\n<p>2.  You look at my blog via some sort of RSS feed reader (Google Reader, Bloglines, etc.).  You are one of those genius blog reader type of people.  You need your blog facts *now*, from all your blog sources, and you want it all in one place!  So, my pitiful attempt to mask my text on my own blog fails miserably when faced with your powerful blog reader.  Kudos to you!<\/p>\n<p>So, whether you fit into #1 or #2, here&#8217;s what I would like you to do.<\/p>\n<p>Please answer the following question in a comment on this post.  Make no reference to the fact that you are answering a question put forth by the post, nor the fact that there is hidden text here.  Just answer the question, and rest assured in the knowledge that you are oh so goddamn clever.<\/p>\n<p>Now, the question (appropriately a space question, heh heh heh):<br \/>If you were offered a free ride on the next shuttle into space, would you go?  Explain why or why not.<br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Psssssst! You! Yeah, you! The clever one! 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