{"id":1703,"date":"2007-07-13T21:01:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-13T21:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=1703"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:50:51","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:50:51","slug":"ham-you-beer-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/ham-you-beer-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Ham You Beer Me?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve been tagged with a laser-pointed, one-blogger-at-a-time meme by SamuraiFrog.<\/p>\n

THE RULES<\/span><\/p>\n

1. At the bottom of your post, include your version of the statement, changed or not.
2. Pass it along to one single blogger.
3. Link your post back to the original here<\/a>.
4. Link back to the person who tagged you: SamuraiFrog<\/a><\/p>\n

The frog must have been gargling styrofoam popcorn while speaking with me, because it was a bit difficult to make out his message. I did try my best I to decipher it.<\/p>\n

THE MESSAGE<\/span><\/p>\n

Jesus hip and dice cards, yo’ thighs man, your claws would accept two to win my hand. I won’t wear your warm cereal until I warm you the red fins or be some dumb thing-a-reeny in a monkey, okay?<\/span><\/p>\n

Bubs<\/a>, you have been tagged.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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