{"id":1724,"date":"2007-07-09T14:47:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-09T14:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=1724"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:50:54","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:50:54","slug":"drink-names-in-search-of-a-recipe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/drink-names-in-search-of-a-recipe\/","title":{"rendered":"Drink Names In Search of a Recipe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sprawlingramshacklecompound.blogspot.com\/2007\/07\/guns-bugs-alcohol-and-smokes.html\">Mizbubs and Bubs<\/a> are always busily brewing up new fanciful drinks at their well-appointed compound, among them the <a href=\"http:\/\/sprawlingramshacklecompound.blogspot.com\/2006\/12\/happy-new-year.html\">Don Ho Motherf*cker<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know that I have the mixological knowledge or inspiration to create my own drink, but I&#8217;ll try to contribute in my own fashion by providing drink names in search of a recipe.<\/p>\n<p>Seeing as you can&#8217;t swing a dead cat without hitting a cutely-named mixed drink, I imagine some of these already exist (I did try Googling them before including here, however).<\/p>\n<p>The Apoplectic Lizard<br \/>The Merle Haggard<br \/>Behind The Deadly Wheel<br \/>The Golden Boner<br \/>Orange Squirrel<br \/>The Gender Bender<br \/>Ridin&#8217; The Pony<br \/>The Sweaty Taint<br \/>Heavy Lifting<br \/>A Bloody Mess<br \/>Foo-Foo Fubar<br \/>THX-1138<br \/>Waukegan Dynamite<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mizbubs and Bubs are always busily brewing up new fanciful drinks at their well-appointed compound, among them the Don Ho Motherf*cker. 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