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So, I was having lunch, and Famke Janssen<\/a> came up in a discussion.<\/p>\n

I just can’t say her first name. <\/p>\n

I mean, I think I can pronounce it, but it’s so damn hard. It really is.<\/p>\n

So I thought maybe I could scramble the letters a bit to make it easier on myself. Here’s some alternatives:<\/p>\n

Mafke
Afkme
Fekma
Makef
Efmak
Bridget Moynahan<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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