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Welcome to Dreadful Reimaginings — where we take beloved stories and unbelove them.<\/p>\n

Jesus And The Magic Beans<\/a>
Oh, dreadful humanity!<\/p>\n

The Little Train That Shouldn’t Have<\/a>
Sure, you can, but you probably shouldn’t.<\/p>\n

The Velveteen Cockroach<\/a>
For all the ugly, unwanted things of the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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