{"id":1745,"date":"2007-06-29T20:35:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-29T20:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=1745"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:50:55","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:50:55","slug":"hello-russia-i-have-an-automobile-of-gold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/hello-russia-i-have-an-automobile-of-gold\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello, Russia! I Have An Automobile Of Gold!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Check out the map of this site’s visitors at the bottom.<\/p>\n

What the? Do people in Russia not *care* about my random thoughts? Or is it that they are unaware of them?<\/p>\n

Perhaps a greeting to them in their native language, courtesy of Altavista’s Babel Fish<\/a> translator is required to get me on the map there, literally.<\/p>\n

Hello! Rainbows are pretty! I have a gold car. You are my friend, and will increase my hit counter. Thank you.<\/span><\/p>\n

1st English-to-Russian Translation<\/span>
\u0417\u0434\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0443\u043b\u0442\u0435!! \u0420\u0430\u0434\u0443\u0433\u0438 \u043c\u0438\u043b\u044b! \u042f \u0438\u043c\u0435\u044e \u0430\u0432\u0442\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0431\u0438\u043b\u044c \u0437\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0442\u0430. \u0412\u044b \u0431\u0443\u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0438\u043c \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0433\u043e\u043c, \u0438 \u0443\u0432\u0435\u043b\u0438\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0439 \u0441\u0447\u0435\u0442\u0447\u0438\u043a\u0430 \u0443\u0434\u0430\u0440\u043e\u0432. \u0412\u044b.<\/p>\n

Translating the Russian back to English<\/span>
To zdravstvulte!! Rainbows are dear! I have an automobile of gold. You will be my friend, and you will increase my of the counter of impacts. You.<\/p>\n

Back to Russian<\/span>
\u041a zdravstvulte!! \u0420\u0430\u0434\u0443\u0433\u0438 \u0434\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0433! \u042f \u0438\u043c\u0435\u044e \u0430\u0432\u0442\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0431\u0438\u043b\u044c \u0437\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0442\u0430. \u0412\u044b \u0431\u0443\u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0438\u043c \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0433\u043e\u043c, \u0438 \u0432\u044b \u0443\u0432\u0435\u043b\u0438\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0435 \u0441\u0447\u0435\u0442\u0447\u0438\u043a\u0430 \u0443\u0434\u0430\u0440\u043e\u0432. \u0412\u044b.<\/p>\n

Back To English<\/span>
To zdravstvulte!! Rainbows of roads! I have an automobile of gold. You will be my friend, and you will increase my of the counter of impacts. You.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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