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Just to prove to you I’m not some wiseass<\/a> who never exhibits less-than-savvy shopping behavior, I present this humble post.<\/p>\n

First, please note that part of this post has been encoded because my mother reads this blog.<\/p>\n

Mom, there is nothing really that awful in this little vignette, but I felt I should at least protect your eyes from seeing it without readying yourself.<\/p>\n

To read the message below, copy the text and paste it into the “Input” box on the top right of my blog, hit the “En\/Decode input” button and read the text that displays in the “Output” box.<\/p>\n

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Lbh xabj jung’f jbefr guna tbvat gb Gnetrg sbe bayl gjb vgrzf, pbaqbzf naq znffntr bvy?<\/p>\n

Ergheavat gur pbaqbzf ng Phfgbzre Freivpr yngre orpnhfr lbh zvfgnxrayl tbg gur jebat xvaq.<\/p>\n

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