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I’m not super-weird.<\/p>\n

But I’m weird, relative to Harrison Ford at least, who, let’s face it folks, is not very weird at all.<\/p>\n

There are occasions, usually when I’m doing some utterly mindless task, or maybe riding my bike and enjoying the day, where I will lapse into repetitively muttering (or sometimes loudly belting out, even) this “chant” I made up to myself.<\/p>\n

Click to hear -> Hey You Motherf*ckers<\/a>
Just to warn you, there is profanity in them thar wav file!<\/p>\n

Here’s the words, if you want a lyric sheet to read from.<\/p>\n

Hey you motherf*ckers
Hey you motherf*ckers
Hey you motherf*cking motherf*cking motherf*cking motherf*ckers
<\/span><\/p>\n

You may find chanting this therapeutic, and it’s a helluva lot easier to say than Nam My\u014dh\u014d Renge Ky\u014d<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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