{"id":1886,"date":"2007-04-24T19:11:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-24T19:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=1886"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:52:18","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:52:18","slug":"misheard-lyrics-vol-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/misheard-lyrics-vol-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Misheard Lyrics, Vol 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Often times I&#8217;ll mishear song lyrics and merrily sing the wrong words.<\/p>\n<p>Even when I learn they aren&#8217;t the right words, it would take a nuclear bomb covered in salsa to get me to stop using the lyrics I first thought I heard.<\/p>\n<p>So, here&#8217;s the first installment in a continuing series of lyrics that only exist in my head.<\/p>\n<p><i>Moby &#8211; Natural Blues<\/i><br \/><b>What I Hear\/Say<\/b><br \/>Oh no, trouble with God<br \/>Oh no, trouble with God<\/p>\n<p><b>Actual lyrics<\/b><br \/>oh lordy, trouble so hard<br \/>oh lordy, trouble so hard<\/p>\n<p><i>Harry Belafonte &#8211; The Banana Boat Song<\/i><br \/><b>What I Hear\/Say<\/b><br \/>A beautiful bunch of ripe bananas<br \/>Highly deadly black tarantula<\/p>\n<p><b>Actual lyrics<\/b><br \/>A beautiful bunch of ripe bananas<br \/>Hides the deadly black tarantula<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Often times I&#8217;ll mishear song lyrics and merrily sing the wrong words. 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