{"id":1907,"date":"2007-04-06T15:37:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-06T15:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=1907"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:52:20","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:52:20","slug":"cynomolgus-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/cynomolgus-monkey\/","title":{"rendered":"Cynomolgus Monkey"},"content":{"rendered":"

From time to time I’ll look up a word online – sometimes for the definition, the spelling, the pronunciation — or, occasionally, when I just want to hear an official-sounding reading of the word “ballsy”.<\/p>\n

Here’s some sound files I saved off for some unknown reason, which I’ll share with you now.<\/p>\n

01. ballsy<\/a>
02. chomp<\/a>
03. cretin<\/a>
04. crunchy<\/a>
05. cynomolgus monkey<\/a>
06. dickey<\/a>
07. exeunt<\/a>
08. finagle<\/a>
09. foosball<\/a> – The guy is really having fun with this one.
10. garbanzo<\/a>
11. homunculus<\/a> – Ah, one of my favorite words. Unfortunately, it is difficult to drop in casual conversation.
12. party pooper<\/a> – I would have put the emphasis on ‘party’ rather than ‘pooper’, but that’s just me.
13. peanut<\/a>
14. prima ballerina<\/a>
15. sangroid<\/a>
16. stanch<\/a>
17. supine<\/a>
18. undulate<\/a>
19. Uranus<\/a> (“You’re in us”)
20. Uranus<\/a> (“Your anus”)<\/p>\n

If you work in an office setting:<\/p>\n

1. Save off a whole bunch of these kinds of sound files
2. Turn up your computer speakers
3. Pop the files into your favorite music player
4. Hit shuffle\/repeat
5. Take an early lunch<\/p>\n

Warning:<\/b> This may result in early termination or a solid pummeling.<\/p>\n

As you may be already aware, there are people who take these online sound pronunciation files to the next level.<\/p>\n

Visit Dictionaraoke.org<\/a> to see people who string together these sound files into vocals for covers of their favorite pop songs. <\/p>\n

Now you too can know what “Rock the Casbah” sounds like if crooned by a group of dweeby dictionary pronouncers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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