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Come on!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>THE END<\/p>\n<p>There are many paths to adventure in this story. Try again and you may have more luck next time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the continuing saga of &#8230; THE BEAST OF BERWYN You cross your arms and legs, trying your best not to disturb Enos, the alligator. Enos spots the bag of nuts under your thigh. He gently nuzzles you. He nibbles at you playfully. The nibbling turns into biting. Your left leg is now gone. 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