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the continuing saga of …
THE BEAST OF BERWYN<\/a><\/p>\n

“Bill, I have a situation.”<\/p>\n

“What is it? Holy carp! Dead clown! Dead cop clown!”<\/p>\n

“What should we do? I don’t want to go to jail!” you cry.<\/p>\n

“Calm down, Arny. Let’s think about our options.”<\/p>\n

Several moments of silence pass.<\/p>\n

“Arny, first things first. Let’s hide the body. Then we can think straight.”<\/p>\n

“Where? In the basement?”<\/p>\n

“No, not the basement. That’s the first place they look. Believe me.”<\/p>\n

Bill taps his lips with his finger. His bathrobe is still unsettlingly open. “Let’s stuff the clown in the oven!” he exclaims.<\/p>\n

“Before we do anything, I have to check my blog,” you say. “It’s been almost a day since I’ve been on.”<\/p>\n

You rush to your study. Your laptop has been rendered inoperable by a bullet hole.<\/p>\n

Do you…<\/p>\n

1) Ask Bill to hide the body while you get your spare laptop from the basement<\/a>
2) Ask Bill to get your spare laptop while you hide the body<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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