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the continuing saga of …
THE BEAST OF BERWYN<\/a><\/p>\n

You dash to the kitchen and dial the local law enforcement.<\/p>\n

“I’d like to report a shooting,” you say.<\/p>\n

“Yes, we know,” says the voice on the other line. “Officer is en route. [CLICK]”<\/p>\n

More screams and gunfire erupt outside. The sound of glass breaking somewhere in the house. Red and blue flashing lights suddenly flood your kitchen.<\/p>\n

BANG! BANG! BANG!<\/p>\n

A few quiet moments pass.<\/p>\n

There is a loud knocking at your front door. You cautiously make your way there and look out the peephole.<\/p>\n

A sinister-looking clown in a patrolman’s uniform stands at your door, seemingly looking through the peephole straight into your eyes.<\/p>\n

“Officer Bubs,” the clown announces. “Somebody call the poh-leeeeeece?”<\/p>\n

Do you…<\/p>\n

1) Open the door<\/a>
2) Call the police again<\/a>
3) Hide in the basement<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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