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the continuing saga of …
THE BEAST OF BERWYN<\/a><\/p>\n

You briefly glance up from the painstaking composition of your latest blog post, perturbed by the screams and gunshots outside. You focus back on your final summary.<\/p>\n

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And, in some preliminary trials, the saliva of the common squirrel, when ingested,<\/span>
=================================================<\/p>\n

BANG! BANG! BANG!<\/p>\n

“Awwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrh!”<\/p>\n

“Are you alright?”<\/p>\n

“NOOOOOOOOOO!”<\/p>\n

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can ameliorate the paralytic symptoms of even the strongest neurotoxins.<\/span>
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You hover your mouse over the “Publish” button, smiling contendedly with another blog post well-done.<\/p>\n

As you smugly click your mouse button, bullets rip through your laptop and desk lamp, sending the room into inky blackness.<\/p>\n

You fall to the ground. Several pregnant moments pass.<\/p>\n

Suddenly, you hear a frantic knocking at your library window.<\/p>\n

Do you…<\/p>\n

1) Go to the library window<\/a>
2) Inspect your laptop for damage<\/a>
3) Go down to the basement to your other computer to see if the post was successfully published<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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