{"id":1938,"date":"2007-02-15T04:20:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-15T04:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=1938"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:52:54","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:52:54","slug":"the-beast-of-berwyn-page-40","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/the-beast-of-berwyn-page-40\/","title":{"rendered":"The Beast Of Berwyn, Page 40"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>the continuing saga of &#8230; <br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/the-beast-of-berwyn-a-choose-your-own-blogging-oriented-adventure\/\">THE BEAST OF BERWYN<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You quickly make your way to the basement door.<\/p>\n<p>As you trot down the stairs, you realize that months and months of blogging have strengthened your mind but have weakened your knees.<\/p>\n<p>Your feet slip out from under you and you fall forward.<\/p>\n<p>Your neck snaps as it hits the bottom of the stairs.<\/p>\n<p>THE END<\/p>\n<p>There are many paths to adventure in this story.  Try again and you may have more luck next time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the continuing saga of &#8230; THE BEAST OF BERWYN You quickly make your way to the basement door. As you trot down the stairs, you realize that months and months of blogging have strengthened your mind but have weakened your knees. Your feet slip out from under you and you fall forward. 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