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the continuing saga of …
THE BEAST OF BERWYN<\/a><\/p>\n

Realizing that bullets are ineffective after Bubs’ failed attempt to subdue Bill, you instead snatch your laptop from your backpack.<\/p>\n

“Dessssssssstroy you!” Bill hisses.<\/p>\n

He poises to lunge at you.<\/p>\n

You shout, “You can consider your comments….DELETED!”<\/p>\n

You whip the laptop at Bill, knocking him off balance. He slips back over the edge, into the churning waters below. “AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!”<\/p>\n

You rush up to Crazy Lady.<\/p>\n

“Crazy Lady! Crazy Lady! Simone!”<\/p>\n

Simone’s eyes flutter open.<\/p>\n

“Arny?” she mutters.<\/p>\n

“Yes.” You smile at her.<\/p>\n

“This is a probably a bad time to ask,” you say, “but after this mess is all cleaned up, would you maybe want to go out on a date?”<\/p>\n

Simone wearily says, “Ah, that’s sweet. Just so you know, I only date actors.”<\/p>\n

“Oh. Well I’m somewhat of a celebrity. I have a very popular blog.”<\/p>\n

“What’s a blog?”<\/p>\n

THE END<\/p>\n

There are many paths to adventure in this story. But this is the best you’re going to get.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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