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the continuing saga of …
THE BEAST OF BERWYN<\/a><\/p>\n

“Heh, heh, heh,” Bubs chuckles. “Turn around.”<\/p>\n

Bubs handcuffs you and drags you to his waiting squad car. He leans you against the car as he picks up Crazy Lady and drops her in the front passenger seat.<\/p>\n

As he opens the rear door, a medium-sized alligator on a leash pokes its head up.<\/p>\n

“That’s the Captain’s alligator, Enos. Unofficial mascot of the policeman’s carnival. You ride with him, Mr. Fancypants Blogger.”<\/p>\n

He pushes you in and shuts the door.<\/p>\n

Bubs slides into the driver’s seat, starts up the car and hauls ass.<\/p>\n

“He’s a little hungry. I’d give you something to feed him, but you had to do it the hard way. Don’t worry, we don’t have far to go, anyways.”<\/p>\n

You look at Enos. Enos looks at you. His jaws open, close on your head and twist it off like the cap to a cheap bottle of wine.<\/p>\n

THE END<\/p>\n

There are many paths to adventure in this story. Try again and you may have more luck next time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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