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the continuing saga of …
THE BEAST OF BERWYN<\/a><\/p>\n

“No, I really am okay. I have a tight deadline. I still don’t know if my squirrel saliva post successfully made it to my blog. Can’t we just do this in the morning?”<\/p>\n

Bubs’ impossibly wide clown grin gets even wider.<\/p>\n

“We can do this the nice way, or we can do this the not-so-nice way. It’s your choice.”<\/p>\n

Do you…<\/p>\n

1) Do it the nice way<\/a>
2) Do it the not-so-nice way<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Can’t we just do this in the morning?” Bubs’ impossibly wide clown grin gets even wider. “We can do this the … Continue reading The Beast Of Berwyn, Page 50<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[346],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beast-of-berwyn"],"yoast_head":"\nThe Beast Of Berwyn, Page 50 - SPLOTCHY<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/the-beast-of-berwyn-page-50\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The Beast Of Berwyn, Page 50 - SPLOTCHY\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"the continuing saga of … THE BEAST OF BERWYN “No, I really am okay. 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